Key events
54 min: Diaz busies himself down the left again, slipping a pass infield for Laimer, who toe-pokes a first-time shot wide left from six yards out. Not as easy as it sounds: a tight angle, high speed, all that.
53 min: Diaz glides in from the left and floats a diagonal to Stanišić, on the right-hand corner of the six-yard box. Stanišić looks for Kane in the middle, but his square ball is cut out and cleared by Pacho. Kane holds his head in his hands, having been dreaming of a tap-in for nanoseconds.
51 min: Yeah, so the answer to that is: not long. Kvaratskhelia bursts clear down the left in his usual stylish manner. He enters the box and hits the deck. Penalty? Nope, though VAR has a look. Replays show Kvaratskhelia accidentally clipping Upamecano’s leg while pulling the trigger to shoot. He instigated the contact, so nothing doing.
49 min: A slightly subdued to start to the second half, as though both teams have been told to rein it in a bit, and tighten up for Christ’s sake, by their shell-shocked bosses. Let’s see how long everyone can keep toeing the party line on that.
47 min: That PSG penalty for handball was a mildly controversial one, for sure, though it’s probably worth remembering that Uefa officials are usually stricter on this particular subject than Premier League refs. “The ball hit Davies on the hip before his arm so technically should not have been given,” writes Rina in Montreal. “Kimmich can be heard arguing vociferously with the ref.” Meanwhile Niall Mullen adds: “That VAR penalty was like your dad trying to join in when you’re having a night out with your mates. OK Dad, you can tell your joke, but we are already having fun, you know?”
Bayern get the ball rolling for the second half, having replaced the unfortunate Alphonso Davies with Konrad Laimer. They don’t look for touch. “I was invited to a dinner with friends at a good restaurant in Naples this evening but decided this match was the tastier option,” writes Colum Fordham. “And the first half has been antipasto (Kane), primo (Kvaratskhelia), secondo (Neves), dolce (Olise) and liquore (Dembele) all in one. I can’t think what the second half might offer? So I might just go and indulge a bit more. I don’t think I’ve seen a better quality first half in all my born days.”
Just one more thing (from the half-time postbag) … “I can’t help but notice goalscorer João Neves is the spitting image of a young Columbo” – Kate Toft
Half-time postbag. “Of the many amazing things about Kvaratskhelia’s goal, I think my favorite is how he uses Stanisic to block Neuer’s view, hiding what he’s about to do, giving the ball a split second head start on the goalkeeper’s dive. With most players I’d think this was accidental, but I’m pretty sure he did that on purpose” – Kári Tulinius
“This is a football half for the ages. Cannot remember the last time we saw such brilliantly contested attacking football of the highest quality” – Saurav Samaddar
“This is surely the greatest Champions League final of all time and there’s still 135 minutes to go. Wait, you’re telling me there’s two other teams who can notionally still win it and play each other tomorrow?” – David Howell
“A case of Liberté, égalité, absurdité” – Justin Kavanagh
“It’s $2.3m for a ticket to the World Cup final. How much for a ticket for the return leg in Munich?” – Gary Stover
“This fast-paced, end-to-end attacking stuff is all well and good, but I for one can’t wait for tomorrow night when we will get to see some proper attritional defending” – Simon Cherry
“Is that smoke coming from your keyboard, Scott?” – Niall Mullen
HALF TIME: Paris Saint-Germain 3-2 Bayern Munich
… and breathe. We won’t insult your intelligence by asking you to relax. Wow!
GOAL! Paris Saint-Germain 3-2 Bayern Munich (Dembele 45+4)
Dembele whistles the penalty into the bottom right. Neuer dives the correct way, but such was the force of the spot kick, he was never getting there in time. Or not getting enough of himself there. A fingertip wasn’t stopping that!
Penalty to PSG!
45 min +4: The referee draws another screen in the sky, and points to the spot. The ball certainly hit Davies on the hand, which was far enough from his body for the decision to be made, albeit via his thigh. Proximity may have saved him on another day, but not this one.
45 min +3: The referee draws a TV screen in the air, the universal sign for Trouble Afoot. He’s asked over to the screen.
45 min +2: … but VAR is going to take a look, so the ref won’t blow for the half-time break yet.
45 min +1: Hakimi crosses from the right. Tah sticks out a leg to divert out for a corner with Dembele lurking. Dembele goes across to take it himself. The ball’s worked right to left and back again, and Dembele curls a cross into the box. It hits Davies on his hanging arm. Dembele claims a penalty kick. The referee’s not interested …
45 min: Just the one extra minute. Bah.
43 min: That’s stunned the home crowd into relative quiet again. The small Bayern contingent making most of the noise now. What a glorious back-and-forth game of football this has been.
GOAL! Paris Saint-Germain 2-2 Bayern Munich (Olise 41)
This is so easy, yet so brilliant. Olise turns into a little bit of space in the middle, 30 yards out. He ambles towards the box, drawing four defenders from all corners before unleashing hell from the edge of the D. A shot hit with such venom that, while it’s kind of straight at Safonov, the keeper can’t react in time. The ball nearly rips the net off as it jet-sails into the goal. No half-time break, please! Just keep going for as long as you’re all able to stay standing.
39 min: Kvaratskhelia, facing the wrong way on the halfway line, spins Stanišić with ease and looks like tearing off towards goal. But Stanišić does well to get back, and launches a counter. Suddenly he’s clear in the PSG box on the right! But he hesitates when he should be shooting, allowing Pancho to get across and block. This is beyond absurd. Beautifully absurd.
37 min: Diaz jinks his way into the PSG box down the left. He slips in Musiala to his right. Musiala should shoot, but tries to feed Olise only for the ball to roll behind his team-mate. PSG counter, zig-zagging passes and runs up the middle before releasing Doue into space down the inside-right channel. Doue enters the box and drills a low shot across Neuer and inches wide of the left-hand post. This is top-notch entertainment. This is not going to end 2-1.
35 min: … and now Dembele bombs down the middle, clear of everyone except Upamecano. The big defender blocks. But now it’s Bayern’s turn to look all over the shop at the back! It’s only 15 minutes since Olise should have put Bayern two up!
GOAL! Paris Saint-Germain 2-1 Bayern Munich (Neves 33)
The corner comes in from the left. Joao Neves steals a march at the near post, eight yards out, and glances a header across Neuer and into the bottom right! So cute.
32 min: This is breathless end-to-end fun. Olise dribbles into the PSG box from the right. He skips along the byline, and his cross-cum-shot deflects off Safonov, onto the right-hand post, and back into the keeper’s arms. Then the hosts counter, Doue dancing in from the left and fizzing a shot inches wide of Neuer’s bottom left. A slight deflection, and from the corner …
31 min: From the right-hand corner of the box, Dembele smacks a power curler straight into Pavlović. He claims a penalty, and with some feeling, but the referee’s not interested. Nor is VAR. Rightly so, Pavlović having been hit on the upper arm, next to his body with his back turned.
29 min: Hakimi curls a low ball in from the right. He’s hoping to find Dembele, with a view to the striker prodding home from close range, but Neuer reads the danger and is quickly off his line to flop and smother. This is fun.
27 min: Doue advances down the right and tries to pull off the mirror image of Kvaratskhelia’s trick. Full marks for ambition, but his shot clanks into the nearest defender. How quickly the pendulum swings. This is a great match.
26 min: The Parc des Princes wasn’t exactly quiet beforehand. But Bayern’s dominance had subdued the crowd a little. Now it’s very much a different matter. And if anyone’s saying Bayern look like the best team in Europe – ahem – well, Mr Kvaratskhelia and PSG want a word.
GOAL! Paris Saint-Germain 1-1 Bayern Munich (Kvaratskhelia 24)
Kvaratskhelia races down the left. He glides infield, past Stanišić as though he wasn’t there, then opens his body before curling a low shot across Neuer and into the bottom right. Exquisitely planted into the corner, rippling the side netting. What a player. What a dribbler. An astonishing goal by Kvaratskhelia. Another astonishing goal by Kvaratskhelia.
23 min: It should have been 0-2. Now it should be 1-1. Dembele is suddenly sent scampering into an absurd amount of space down the inside-left channel. He enters the box, one on one with Neuer. He’s got Doue in the middle, but he’s within his rights to take a shot himself. And that’s what he does, nearly hitting the corner flag on the right with a monumental shank. But then …
22 min: Pacho clatters into Kane. The PSG defenders are all over the shop at the moment. “This is an unusual game of football – lively, skilful, imaginative and with some lovely progressive interplay,” observes Charles Antaki. “Football isn’t played with such brio, surely? But then I’ve been watching a lot of Arsenal recently.” Charles is an Arsenal fan, to be fair, though I look forward to your letters.
20 min: Kane picks up possession 35 yards out. He could advance and shoot, but rolls in Olise to his right. Olise is one on one with Safonov, and he’s a bit too casual in his attempt to sweep into the bottom left. The keeper gets enough on the soft shot to block, and PSG clear their lines. It should be 0-2.
19 min: … and so Bayern keep up their record of scoring in every match they’ve played this season. Just the 168 goals so far. The best team in Europe? It’s looking that way right now.
GOAL! Paris Saint-Germain 0-1 Bayern Munich (Kane 17 pen)
Kane takes a stuttering step … waits for Safonov to commit himself … then whip-cracks the penalty into the bottom-right corner. Easy as that! Or he makes it look easy, anyway. That’s his 37th successful penalty of his Bayern career, and his 54th goal of the season!
Penalty to Bayern!
16 min: A ball rolled into the PSG box down the middle by Olise. Diaz takes control and shapes to shoot, but is then nicked by Pacho’s slide tackle. The referee points to the spot!
15 min: PSG work the ball right to left across the front of the Bayern box. Kvaratskhelia bursts into space. He crosses. Doue clears. Bayern counter, and …
14 min: Kimmich loops the corner in from the left. It goes right under the bar, and Safonov does extremely well to punch powerfully clear under big pressure.
13 min: Kimmich wedges the set play into the mixer, forcing Vitinha to head behind under pressure from the lurking Kane.
12 min: Diaz blazes his way down the inside-left channel before attempting to chop infield past Marquinhos. The PSG captain isn’t having that, and stands his ground. Illegally so, and goes into the book. Another free kick for Bayern, 30 yards out.
11 min: Kimmich fizzes the free kick low and right to Olise, who gets past Zaïre-Emery but can’t repeat the trick with Doue. PSG clear.
10 min: Kane takes his first touch of the ball and is abruptly clattered by Zaïre-Emery. That’ll be a free kick, 30 yards out in a central position. “Booting the ball into touch straight from the kick-off has got to be the most annoying tactical trend this season,” writes Peter Oh, teeing himself up for the punchline. “I say kick it out!”
8 min: … and then suddenly Doue makes good down the left, but his low cutback doesn’t go anywhere near a blue PSG shirt. A red Bayern one intercepts and clears.
7 min: PSG take their turn to have a go on the ball. They pass it around the back awhile, patiently so.
5 min: Olise tries down the other flank, and gets the better of Mendes, but his low cross is cut out by Safonov, who handles confidently. A lot of whistling, given Bayern’s equally confident start.
3 min: Olise tries to advance down the left but Zaïre-Emery is all over him in a flash. It’s a high-octane start, and Bayern are seeing more of the ball.
2 min: Stanišić sends a long throw down the right for Musiala, who gathers by the PSG box before returning the ball to the Bayern right-back. Stanišić crosses. Pacho heads clear. A positive start by the visitors.
PSG get the ball rolling. Or rather boot it into touch, rugby-union style. That’s football!
The teams are out! And the band strikes up …
♫ ♪ ♬ Die Meister
Die Besten
Les grandes équipes
The chaaaaaaaaaampions! ♪ 🎵 🎶
A rare old racket in the Parc des Princes, the home fans giving it plenty, the travelling contingent from Bavaria doing their best to counter the noise. We’ll be off in a minute!
Pre-match postbag. “In the city of light and all things artistic (some might say pretentious), it’s tres jolie to see your photographer going all avant garde with that image of what, in two hours time will be a very smelly (malodorous if you’re being pretentious) room (salon). Gives your buildup a certain je ne sais pas atmosphere. And…in the hometown of Les Miserables, pity the poor sod in the stands who finds himself sat next to Vincent Kompany. But they say Kompany loves misery, or something like that” – Justin Kavanagh
“Obviously the neutrals will and should be cheering on PSG. The essence of the Champions League is to help oligarchs, kleptocracies and unelected dictators gloss their tatty reputations, and I am sickened by the idea of some fan-owned Teutonic meritocracy – ugh – getting their unsullied hands on the trophy. I can’t wait for General Zod or Lord Vader to swoop down and buy a club. Or Satan” – Paul Griffin
“Are we all ready for a Neuer howler to get things going?” – krishnamoorthy v
Vincent Kompany is replaced in the Bayern dugout tonight by his assistant Aaron Danks. The 42-year-old Brummie is best known in his own country as the man who took charge of Aston Villa for two matches after the sacking of Steven Gerrard, before joining Michael Carrick’s backroom team at Middlesbrough. But he’d already worked as Kompany’s assistant at Anderlecht, and so came to Munich with his old mucker in June 2024.
As well as working with the team, Danks is also reportedly responsible for the everyday safekeeping of a cockatoo statue that has quickly become a symbol of success at Bayern. The porcelain parrot was on display in the Munich restaurant where the team watched Bayer Leverkusen draw with Freiburg last season, a result that gave Bayern the Bundesliga title, and caught the eye of one of the players, who nabbed it as a lucky charm. The following week, the cockatoo became part of Bayern’s title celebrations, and has since been spotted front and centre of their Supercup hi-jinx as well as this year’s Bundesliga party. The restaurant owner has since joked the bird “flew away to watch a great football adventure up close”.
Expect it to flap back into action should Bayern win the German Cup and/or the Champions League. Rumours that the players have named the bird Danski, after its new keeper, are unconfirmed.
Good news for Paris Saint-Germain: Vitinha starts. He’s back after two domestic games out with a right heel problem, so the holders are able to name the same starting XI that beat Liverpool 2-0 at Anfield a fortnight ago. Warren Zaïre-Emery gets the nod over Fabián Ruiz in midfield, the latter having only just recently returned from injury.
Bayern Munich boss Vincent Kompany will watch from the stand, having been handed a one-match suspension for picking up three yellow cards in this season’s tournament. The latest came during the tumultuous quarter-final victory in Munich over Real Madrid, for telling the referee how he saw it in the wake of a challenge on Josip Stanišić that didn’t lead to the award of a free kick but did lead to a Real goal. Alphonso Davies is in for Konrad Laimer, the only change to the Bayern starting XI from that match. Harry Kane, looking for his 54th goal of the season, leads the line.
The teams
Paris Saint-Germain: Safonov, Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes, Zaïre-Emery, Vitinha, João Neves, Doué, Dembélé, Kvaratskhelia.
Subs: Chevalier, Marin, Beraldo, Zabarnyi, Ruiz, Ramos, Lee, Hernández, Mayulu, Fernández, Barcola, Mbaye.
Bayern Munich: Neuer, Stanišić, Upamecano, Tah, Davies, Kimmich, Pavolvic, Olise, Musiala, Díaz, Kane.
Subs: Ulreich, Urbig, Kim, Goretzka, Jackson, Ito, Laimer, Ofli, Pavic.
Referee: Sandro Schärer (Switzerland).
♫ ♪ ♬ “Memorieeeeees light the corners of my mind …” ♪ 🎵 🎶 Here’s what happened when the teams met in the Big League phase back in November …
… plus a reminder of how things panned out in that 2020 final …
… but in the interest of balance, here’s the one time PSG have avoided defeat in their last eight meetings with Bayern, a whirlwind victory that led to their putting out the then-holders in the 2021 quarter-finals.
Preamble
It’s been a slow crescendo – poco a poco – but the Champions League has been building up to this: a summit meeting between the best two teams in the competition. On the face of it, you’d have a good job confidently predicting the outcome of a tie between the outrageously talented holders and a side who have won 11 of their 12 games in the competition this season and simply don’t know when they’re beaten. But then Bayern have won the last five games between the clubs, and seven in the last eight, including the 2020 final, so apologies for clouding your mind. The Paris Match begins at 8pm BST. C’est parti!
